Groom Speech Ideas
I need ideas for wedding speeches Im married and need help with the speech?
Here is one: ladies and gentlemen, I am here to all of you a broken man. I have endured all this, silly farce called to a wedding and now starting my life of servitude to a woman who did not even let me choose what color napkins to be used for the reception. She has bitched, cried, pouting and pouting for months planning the wedding that both will be paying over the next five years. Now I willingly shoulders slumped and shuffled toward the next ten years of complaints, sex child, no more friends, no more television and more fun until the day he realizes he never really wanted to marry. She just wanted a wedding. After his many, many issues are will blame me and I have everything in divorce and spiral after years of acting like a two dollar whore on the waterfront living and sleeping all my friends. May God have mercy on my soul condemned.
Kieran Clerkin, The Grooms speech
